Author Archives: The Cloffice Staff

About The Cloffice Staff

In the summer of 2008, a group of men met in a closet with a lone computer situated in the corner, determined to have their voices heard on a global scale. Today they come to you, presenting their humble opinions on all things all, with the vague goal of entertaining the masses. their byproduct.

Weekly Hypothetical #2

Alright boys. After much thought and deliberation, here’s this week’s Weekly Hypothetical: I recently saw the movie Nowhere Boy, chronicling the early life of a Mr. John Lennon. While the movie itself was fairly average, it did get me thinking … Continue reading

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Winner of Weekly Hypothetical #1

The winner of the first weekly hypothetical is Mr. Dan Perea for his Blue Beetle pitch. A story about a man who is denied greatness by the sheer forces of bad luck is the exact tale that the Coen Brothers … Continue reading

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The Blue Beetle; A Coen Brothers Film

The Blue Beetle, also known as Dr. Daniel Garrett, achieved his powers from a mystical scarab amulet found in the tomb of the Pharaoh Kha-ef-re. When he uttered the words “Kaji Dha,” he was granted superpowers, the ability to fly, … Continue reading

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My Nominees For Best Musical Score

I often ask myself what I consider the most important part of a film. Most of the time, the answer is the acting, the directing, the cinematography, all having to do with the visual aspect of film. But we often … Continue reading

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The Social Network’s Social Commentary

The Social Network is one of the best films of the year for me. Yes, there are those hyperbolic quote whores that are praising it as the film of this generation or the Citizen Kane for the aughts, and that’s … Continue reading

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Minority Report: Ruined (Sorry.)

As I sit at home flipping through the channels, I find myself landing on HBO where Minority Report is playing for what must be the third time today. And yet I can’t turn away. The film’s just so damn gripping. … Continue reading

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The First Ever, Weekly Hypothetical

Welcome to the Weekly Hypothetical. This will be a competition amongst the writers of The Cloffice in which every week, a question/proposition/scenario/etc. will be given to the website’s staff to respond to. They will have an entire week from the … Continue reading

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